Use your words- those random syllables that float constantly from your mouth. He should also reply back to you, working to turn you on as well. Talk about taste, sounds, and smell as well. Just go with what feels right to you. Now, if you want to be dirty, channel your dirty thoughts into a text message. Try not to judge- Naked photo requests are usually sent out because he or the friend who swiped his phone wants to know if you are the kind of woman who will do it.
All you need to do is then bring those little quirks and touches onto paper… or should I say text. Heck, your grandma mistaking the Google search bar for a form to email the Pope could pull up boobies. If you want to turn him on by dirty texting him, then you need to know what turns him on. If he is suddenly caught in the throes of bone-sickness and begging you for a cure, give him one. It is remotely flattering that he has asked you for yours first, but rest assured, he is nowhere near crawling across an arid and boob-less tundra. So, this is where the dirty text comes in. You should be more descriptive than that.
First of all, because you might accidentally post them to Instagram and your grandma has hardly recovered from that whole pope debacle yet. When dirty texting, most people stick to sight and touch. Talk about things that you want to do to and with them. . We are sexual creatures at heart with an endless supply of words.
Sometimes you just want to remind him that he turns you on and that you want to turn him on. You have six senses, so you better use them. Does he like a type of car an unhealthy amount? Secondly, you could hurt yourself. A little planning and a bottle of wine could make for some pretty creative photos, and they would be your photos together. The moral of this story, however, is that you are worth so much more than the sum of your parts.
Tell him exactly what your body looks like naked… in a bubble bath with a cold bottle of beer. Instead, start the conversation off softly and flirtatiously, checking his mood. This is an advantage, I promise. You can start dirty talking with him the minute he leaves home from working, sending him naughty and spicy pictures and texts throughout the day. You can say dirty sentences and phrases that you come up with. At least the first time they dirty text.
He needs them to be short sentences that get right to the point. If your man is out looking to score some poorly-lit photos of floppy boobies, he will find them. Texty have known one another should guide your conversation in a more general direction. He would look at them and remember how you felt, what you smelled like, how amazing you are, instead of looking at a snapshot of blurry skin you took on the bus real quick. A woman sees a man and wonders what kind of father he would be, a man sees a woman and wonders what she looks like naked. Think of it like you have more freedom in your sexual life. At the end of the day, your body is your business and if you want to send close-ups of your new crotch-less underpants out as your Christmas card photo, go for it.
He asked you for a hand, give him one. If you want to get the blood pumping down south then you need to use everything you have available to you. Use his enthusiasm- If you have been an item for a while and you are pretty serious, consider making a night of it. Be the one who makes the first move. Plus, it gives you control over your sexual life.
One day you will find the one person who sets your heart on fire, and there is a decent chance that your decision to hand out naked photos like party favors might come back to haunt you. The camera angles required to achieve even the most basic of boudoir shots are master yoga moves at best. And not because everyone wants to compliment you on how awesome your boobs look. The object here is to do him a favor. Then start to amp up your dirty texts as he gets more into it. You have the thoughts all in your head, you just need to pull them out. .