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A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. Funny Adult Joke 77 What do you do in case of fallout? Funny Adult Joke 68 What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass? Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? Q: Why did God give men penises? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts. Funny Adult Joke 58 What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? Funny Adult Joke 43 I married Miss Right. Q: What is the difference between oooooh and aaaah? Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? You smile and thank your dentist.
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A: They both have special needs 37. As we all know that there are some jokes which are not made for kids there are only for adults and keeping this thing in mind we listed these jokes as adult jokes so that only adults can go through them. Only the boldest persons will use them in conversations. Well, you might as well have been here your name came up several times. What do you call a snowman in the tropics? Rude Jokes for Adults 2 Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Funny Adult Joke 9 Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? Q: What did the penis say to the condom? Well, honestly, we understand that it is too interesting for you, our dear readers, to leave this page just because of your age. Funny Adult Joke 1 A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade.
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Q: Why do they call it the wonder bra? Funny Adult Joke 52 What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? A: Erotic is using a feather…. A: They all come out at night. A: Slick her hair back and she looks 15… 78. Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? The first guest, who is from Italy, tees off and hits a good shot 200 yards down the fairway. Because he ate his food before it was cool.